Wednesday, August 6, 2008

"I'm Paris Hilton, and I approve this message - because I think it's totally hot."

What is wrong with the McCain campaign? SEE ARTICLE  BELOW!
 
Hate Paris for the fact that she is the epitome of "stark, no talent" culture, but she is a SAVVY business woman.  She owns multiple lines of shoes, clothes, accessories, etc.  She is a stellar marketer of HERSELF!   She has a team of people behind her and she is continually looking to advance her name.  People see her as a dumb society party gal.   Alas, she is not  She makes money, making you think she is dumb.
 
Yes, she is an heiress.  BUT by all accounts of her wealth, she has made more millions in her own right by pushing the "Paris Brand".
 
She is a smart enough to know who she has to hire to advance HER IMAGE, and her BRAND. If have watched her speak, she knows she has a BRAND and is shameless regarding the fact that she pushes her BRAND! 
 
Senator McCain,
 
Anyone who is 30-something or younger could have told you that Paris would have mocked you back.  It gets her headlines, it makes her money.  She loves the press.  I can hear her, "Let's do an ad, that will be so HOT."
 
Britney on the other hand is someone who is mentally ill.  She is ill.  Why would you make fun of a mentally ill person?  Not Smart!  And NOT HOT!
 
Finally, can I take a moment to implore the McCain campaign to pick someone fresh and unique.  PLEASE don't pick the standard candidate.  Isn't there someone that will be unique?  Someone, ANYONE?
 
To Victory in 2008
JD
 
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Paris Hilton Gets Even With McCain, Releases ‘Ad’ of Her Own


Paris Hilton says she's 'like, totally ready to lead,' in a Web video released in response to John McCain's ad that used her image. (FunnyorDie.com)

 

Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity.

Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain’s ad must mean she’s running for president.

“So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude,” Hilton says in the ad, while sitting outside in a skimpy, leopard-print bikini. “And I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.”

The tongue-in-cheek video is laced with age-based insults. Hilton may not be known for her trenchant wit, but the two-minute spot is a satirical blend — part “Daily Show,” part “Legally Blonde.”

In it, Hilton lays out her point-by-point energy proposal, after reading an article on where to get the best tan. She muses about painting the White House pink, and then signs out with a semi-traditional campaign disclaimer.

“I’m Paris Hilton, and I approve this message — because I think it’s totally hot.”

The Web video was posted on the site Funny or Die, after Hilton’s representative and her mother both criticized McCain’s campaign for using her image in his ad.

After getting a chuckle from the video, McCain’s campaign released a statement.

“It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis - -including both alternatives and drilling. In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama,” spokesman Tucker Bounds said.

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